I had a request from my friend to be more of my snarky self on my blog. This one’s for you, Bob.
One downfall of being a wardrobe and prop stylist is that you get a lot, I mean a lot of catalogs in the mail. The specialized catalogs out there are definitely onto me because of the random crap I frequently have to buy for jobs. The thing is, I actually look at a majority of them, A) because it’s my job, and B) because there is a lot of hilarious stuff being sold out there portrayed in an equally hilarious manner. Those of you who back me on Sky Mall as being the best runway entertainment, I highly recommend dumpster diving my recycling bin. There are a pile of gems tossed out there every couple of days.
I get a lot of manly, hunting catalogs for whatever reason, but I especially liked this one and wanted to share it. I like it’s subtle, manly innuendos of the life you could have if you started to incorporate more forest green utility shirts into your wardrobe. I mean beer, cigars, guns, COYOTE??? If we’re going manly, then let’s show some chest hair AND nail hair. The only thing I’m not sure about is if they hit their wives. I can’t wait until Spring 2012.
One cigar is never enough.
You can balance wearing a less manly rugby shirt by drinking a draft beer. I mean, look at that neck stubble.
Rest your head with some manly ease on a coyote, of course.
The forest green half zip pullover sweater gets to have much more fun.
All that work propping up my denim shirt made me want a beer.
I imagine this is how you get some genuine coyote pillows.
Here’s are some more serious prop innuendos for the ladies. I would have loved to have been on the conference call discussing art direction on this one. “Let’s make lingerie fun…. Blah, blah, blah….”